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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 14:07

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

After a few moments he returns.

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.